disposable-spleen:To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope


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kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via jesongrace)


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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

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If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?

-(via suspend)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via july-17th)


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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via his-braveheart)


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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via unpredictablet33ns)


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foxnewsofficial:

I get so affectionate when I’m sleepy, it’s disgusting.

(via d3ux)


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heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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(Source: anselelgortsbf, via d3ux)


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