diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog


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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via zckaddy)


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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via haoscene)


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jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

(via youre-a-huggylostgirl)


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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via youre-a-huggylostgirl)


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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via jonasbrothers)


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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone


shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

image

(via dildosanddildonts)


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